Whoever unplugged my brain gets a round of applause for
making me look like a world-class idiot.
Ever since the full moon a few nights ago I have been “off.” My thoughts are scattered, my dreams are
painfully surreal, and my speech reflects the onset stages of autism. Everything appears to me as riddles and
puzzles – neither of which I have ever found enjoyment in. As a child I would destroy, eat, or hide a
few pieces of each puzzle I came across so I would have a viable excuse for
declining the invitation to participate in the mind-numbing madness. “Nope, sorry, this puzzle is missing some
pieces so there is no point in putting it together.” So, joke is on me today. Someone please return my puzzle pieces as
soon as you are done hiding them!
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