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Cicero Keating: I will over-analyze everything you say to me. I will change my hair weekly. I will eat when I'm bored and wonder how to lose weight. I will love with my whole heart and wonder why everyone doesn't love me back. My heart will literally break for every animal that suffers. I will refer to the human race as "savages" at least twelve times per day. I will inevitably hurt your feelings, however unintentional, as I have a tendency to blurt out whatever I'm thinking. I will compare myself and my life to each of you, as effortlessly as breathing. I will stress about my physical appearance way more than anyone should. And to my own detriment, I will care about your opinion of me.

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